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Dangerous Venomous Snake

Face to Face with a Lion

Cats and Teenagers

Things We Can Learn From a Dog

Busy Bulls

Ranch of his Dreams

Dog Seat

Panda Walks into a Bar

The Atheist and the Bear

Priceless Animal One-liners

Jesus Can See You!

My Dog Can Talk!

Dog at the Movies

I Think I'm a Chicken!

Thirsty for Blood

Penis Enlargement

Parrots and Prayer

Cat Commandments

The Koala and the Prostitute

Study of Cats

Gross Animal One-Liner Jokes

Reasons to own a Cat over a Dog

Bar Monkey

Study of Dogs

The Captain's Parrot

Chicken, Horse and BMW

Hunting Flies

The Bunny and the Snake

The Bear

Sleeping with your Patient

Three Wishes

Talent Scout

I'm So Hard!

The Monkey and the Pig

The New Bull

Sexual Relief in the Desert

The Non-Conforming Sparrow

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101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

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